?What is recession
It is when you go to Erbil by bus, play with Ishk college's soccer team and loose
What is depression?
It is when you go to Erbil by bus, play with Ishk college's soccer team and loose 17-0
What is an honor code?
It is something on a wall. Everyone looks at it but no one cares
Who is the best teacher?
The best teacher is our teacher. She/ He never teaches full time. We, because of some reasons, end class 30 minutes early.
Who is luckiest teacher?
The most successful teacher is my teacher. He/She taught at EWPLI, taught very bad, but became an academic professor.
What is the thing that hurts you the most?
It is when I see some girls kissing. I think we need to begin to be more cautious about these things.
If you had to hide something, where would you put it and why?
I would put it somewhere between cabin 40-44 for they are designed in a way that only a high IQ person gets to them in 15 minutes
What is a disaster?
It is a teacher doesn't know how to teach a class
What is a big disaster?
It is when you have more than one teacher like that
How do you know that you are the most eligible person for a program abroad?
It is when you have connection
Why don't most teachers eat at the cafeteria and go outside to buy falafel?
While it cannot be for financial reasons, the only explanation is that they want to let the students have some time off
Why AUI-S boys like winds?
Because it helps them get something out of wearing black glasses
What is the equation for the AUI-S couples who fit each other (Teachers and students included)?
X = no. of couples divided by no. AUI-S teachers and student times zero
What do we call someone who tries a lot to solve an IT problem but cannot do it?
AUI-S IT Department
When do you know that you are not safe at AUI-S?
It is when you go through the metal detector
How do you know things will hopefully get better at AUI-S?
Because there is an independent and trustworthy blog like Student Eye