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| Mr. Asitos |
AUIS
has started copying the books that are on the way. Asitos: “That’s plagiarism;
we will send them to Mr. Geoff.”
After
a long meeting AUIS community has decide to close the stairs of the left doors,
for students will walk to the MR. MANGERS’s door in order to see and
investigate them whether they are students. And according to the same rule, the
doors will be closed after 11 pm. Asitos:
“He is new, after one more month, the manger will come back after 11 pm.”
After
thinking over the summer break, AUIS has made another decision; no students
will allow riding the bus unless they show their University ID to the bus driver.
Asitos: “we want to make sure if there is a terrorist!”
Asitos
wrote in his diary “I swear, I swear and I swear AUIS will provide
students with the new dorms for the coming semester.”
Asitos
has a teacher whose eyes are on the clock in the left side of the room, and
Asitos has suggested to move the clock from the left side to the back of the
room, for Mr. ---- s’ eyes will rest for a while.
One
of the Asitos’ teachers told him that he does not have to care about homework
until the books will arrive. Asitos: “So, be sure that the books will
never arrive, but we have two options; we can COPY them, or forget about H.W!”
AUIS
has replaced Azad Ali with a new faculty who is as sweet as honey. Asitos:
“he is so cute though, and I pray for him to be blessed by the Almighty.”
Asitos
has a teacher who will never let her students fall into a sleep in the class because
she tells great jokes. Asitos: “She is fine because she has only five
students; I doubt even Einstein can manage a 1:30 minutes class with five
students!!!!”
Asitos’s
lab teacher practices her English even outside of the class. Asitos “Good,
practicing English is always a good thing to do.”
An Asitos’s
friend decided to boycott the cafeteria because the prices
are different from
one person to another. Asitos” Don’t waste your time; you can either eat
or shut up.”
By:
Karwan Gaznay
